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Welcome to Humor Vault's Real Groaner
Jokes
This lady surprised a
burglar in her kitchen. He was all loaded down with the things he was
going to steal. She had no weapon and was all alone. The only thing
that she could think to do was quote scripture. So, she holds up a hand
and says, "ACTS 2:38!"
The burglar quakes in fear and then freezes to the point that she is able to get to the phone and call 911 for the cops. When the cops arrive, the burglar is still frozen in place. They are very much surprised that a woman alone with no weapon could do this. One of them asked the lady: "How did you do this?" The woman replied, "I quoted scripture." The cop turned to the burglar and asked, "What was it about the scripture that had such an effect on you?" The burglar replied, "Scripture! What scripture? I thought she said she had an ax and two 38's."  Click for the next Real Groaner Joke Jump to Real Groaner: Like to play lotto and enter sweepstakes?
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