Jeff was complaining to his friend Biff that love making with his wife was becoming routine and boring. "Get creative, Jeff. Break up the monotony. Why don't you try playing doctor for an hour? That's what I do," Biff said.

"Sounds great," Jeff replied, "but how do you make it last for an hour?"

"Hell, just keep her in the room waiting for fifty-five minutes!" replied Biff.

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"Just try to relax, this won't take long," said the gynecologist trying to calm the obviously nervous young blonde patient. "Haven't you ever been examined like this before?" he asked.

"Yeah, sure," the blonde replied, "but not by a doctor!"