Three fleas meet in Florida every year for vacation together. They sit at the bar and start talking about their trips. The first flea is a little upset. He found a group of bikers that were headed for warmer weather, and jumped in one of the guy's moustaches. It was a little cold and windy for him there.

The second flea didn't have much luck either. He hopped onto a dog's tail, and it turned out that the dog had to ride in the back of the pick-up truck. It was a cold, windy trip for him too.

The third flea said his trip was beautiful. He waited in an airport bar and climbed up a pretty stewardess's leg. He nestled into the soft warm hair between her legs and slept like a baby till they landed. The first two fleas liked the idea, and decided to try it next time.

A year later the 3 fleas meet at the bar again and start to talk about their trips. Two of the fleas had wonderful trips; they just can't believe how easy it was. The other flea isn't so happy. "Didn't you find a stewardess?" they ask him.

He says, "Well, here's what happened: I found a beautiful stewardess. I climbed up her leg, and there I found the softest, silkiest, warmest hair I ever dreamed of. I got myself comfortable, and I settled in for the night. I was sleeping deeply and all of a sudden -there I was again, whipping down the freeway in some biker's moustache!"